Top 15 Kiwi Attractions

1. Hobbiton: The Shire is Real, Bro Forget about being a regular tourist—become a hobbit for a day! Wander around the Hobbiton Movie Set, snap a selfie in front of Bilbo’s house, and pretend you’re on a quest to save Middle-earth. Just don’t try to actually move in. The hobbits don’t do Airbnb.
2. Milford Sound: Waterfalls and Wow-Moments Cruise through Milford Sound and be prepared to have your socks blown off by sheer cliffs, cascading waterfalls, and wildlife. Seriously, you’ll be gobsmacked. Bring a raincoat—those waterfalls have a habit of giving free showers.
3. Abel Tasman National Park: Coastal Paradise Explore the stunning Abel Tasman National Park, known for its golden beaches and clear waters. Hike the coastal track or kayak along the shoreline. Keep an eye out for seals and dolphins. It’s a slice of paradise.
4. Rotorua: The Place that Smells Like Eggs Rotorua is famous for its geothermal activity and that unmistakable sulfur smell. Visit geysers, mud pools, and hot springs. Just remember, the stink is nature’s way of saying you’re in the right place. Hold your nose and enjoy the show!
5. Tongariro Alpine Crossing: A Tramp with a View Take on the Tongariro Alpine Crossing, one of the best day hikes in the world. The views are epic, but don’t forget to bring layers. And don’t worry, Mount Doom won’t erupt…probably.
6. Queenstown: Adrenaline Capital If you’re an adrenaline junkie, Queenstown is your playground. Bungee jumping, skydiving, jet boating—you name it, they’ve got it. It’s like they took the term “leap of faith” way too literally. Jump now, question your life choices later!
7. Waitomo Caves: Glowworms and Gloom Float through the Waitomo Caves and gaze at the glowworms above. It’s like being inside a galaxy, but with more water and fewer spaceships. Try not to think about what glowworms actually are—just enjoy the pretty lights.
8. Wellington: Windy but Wonderful Visit Wellington, New Zealand’s windy capital. Check out Te Papa Museum, ride the cable car, and have a coffee at one of the many hipster cafés. Hold onto your hat though—Wellington winds have been known to send them on unscheduled holidays.
9. Franz Josef Glacier: Ice, Ice, Baby Strap on some crampons and hike the Franz Josef Glacier. It’s like stepping into an ice world. Don’t lick the ice though!
10. Bay of Islands: Sun, Sea, and Sails The Bay of Islands is perfect for some R&R. Cruise around the 144 islands, swim with dolphins, and soak up the sun. Just don’t get too close to the dolphins—they might mistake you for a friendly fish and give you a smooch.
11. Coromandel Peninsula: Hidden Gems The Coromandel Peninsula offers pristine beaches, lush forests, and scenic hiking trails. Don't miss Cathedral Cove and Hot Water Beach, where you can dig your own hot pool in the sand!
12. Mount Cook: Aoraki's Alpine Wonderland Visit Mount Cook, New Zealand’s highest peak, and soak in the stunning alpine scenery. Hike the Hooker Valley Track for epic views or take a scenic flight for an unforgettable perspective of the Southern Alps. Just watch out for the cheeky kea—they might try to swipe your sandwich!
13. Kaikoura: Whale of a Time Kaikoura is a haven for marine life enthusiasts. Go whale watching, swim with dolphins, or spot seals lounging on the rocks. It’s like a live-action version of “Finding Nemo,” except with way more blubber and fewer talking fish. And hey, the whales don’t charge for autographs!
14. Lake Tekapo: Starry, Starry Nights Visit Lake Tekapo for its breathtaking turquoise waters and stunning night skies. The area is part of a Dark Sky Reserve, making it perfect for stargazing.
15. Taupo: Adventure Central Taupo is where relaxation meets adrenaline. Check out Huka Falls—just don’t fall in! Soak in natural hot springs because spas are overrated. And if you’re feeling brave (or slightly mad), try skydiving over Lake Taupo.

Bonus Tip: Learn the Lingo

While you’re here, brush up on your Kiwi slang. Ask for a “chilly bin” instead of a cooler, say “togs” for swimwear, and greet everyone with a hearty “kia ora.”

Check Out the Backpacker Group

For discounts on activities and accommodation in New Zealand, check out the Backpacker Group. Perfect for budget travellers who want to squeeze every bit of fun out of their trip without squeezing their bank accounts dry.

Now that you know the top attractions, it's time to pack your jandals, grab a pie, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Chur, bro!

Posted by Abbie Taylor on June 25, 2024